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Hilton as “American Royalty ” and you may stand in awe at her self-proclaimed status of “Iconic Blonde “, but don’t you dare call her a slut. It hurts her feelings. Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Hilton cryogenically frozen until proper action could be taken against her. Unfortunately, the beast somehow managed to escape the facility and inexplicably made her way to the United States.
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